How do 4 year olds have so much energy yet they don't drink coffee?
And don't say it's because they take naps....because we don't in our class.
I almost fell asleep on my break as I sat outside and thought about life. Apparently life is pretty boring because, like I said, I almost fell asleep.
Therefore, I made my coffee extra strong today.
We're headed on a retreat this weekend with our wonderful "pseudo" junior high kids. I'm stoked, Seriously, seriously stoked. I love these trips. I remember being a student on trips like theses so clearly. How am I old enough to chaperone? I'm probably not...I'm probably sleeping right now and when I wake up I will be 12 again. Maybe...if...I...just...put...my...head...down...I'll...wake...up...on...my...desk...in...my...room...14...years...ago...(DRINKS COFFEE)
A few days ago, before I drank my coffee I tried to get the coffee out of the coffee maker with a spoon...it didn't work and I was perplexed.
I don't love coffee, don't misread me. I have just come to a point in my adult life that if I do not have it I will probably die by 8:30. Yes, seriously drop dead from...well I just need it, okay? I can quit whenever I want to! I'll just drop dead...that's all.
I am a coffee lover so you can imagine how much worse it is for me if I don't have it. Some days I wish I could have an IV bag....
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